jungwildeandfree:

thisismedisappearing:

I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”

hats off for the ultimate dad joke

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    Saw this on facebook too lol
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    it took a minute for me to understand the joke but rn i’m
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